It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
single serving
Guess What… You’re Not Always Right
Courtesy of Matt
Here’s a taste.
Me: “Hello, [golf course].”
Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”
Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”
Customer: “So how much are they?”
Me: “$2.40.”
Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”
Me: “Sure. How many people?”
Customer: “Just me.”
Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”
Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”
Stuff My Girlfriend Says… Single Serving Friday
The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says
She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”
Rad Dudes… Black & White & WTF & More
Buncha Links. Tattoos, Obama, Bidets and more.
Tits & Tatts. Exactly what it sounds like, therefore NSFW.
I get a pile of SPAM these days, but one of the titles today took the cake. “Enjoy the delicious taste of having a monster in your pants.”
Seriously?
Skymall never disappoints… The toilet bidet. Try to explain this one to security.
Obama is nothing if not consistent… with his smile that is
Who’s Parents Are Awesome? Your Parents Are Awesome
There’s also this
Lotsa Links. Some Good, Some Not So Much
Tiny Versions Of Bigger Things
White Girls Wearing Animal Maks… huh?
Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Sh*t… ok, so these tumblr single serving sites are getting a little ridiculous
Jack Nicholson. Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be
Etsy Seller With Interesting Vinyl Decals
Danny DeVito is on Twitter. I dislike Twitter, however I love Danny DeVito. As such, I’m torn.
From the Daily What
Smooth, Tasty Single Serving Randomness
Some of these are pretty short on posts… so get the cameras out.
People of Walmart, the Internet salutes you.
Look how bleeping bad i parked
You are not a man. Geez. Only 2 posts?
Links, Links, Wonderful Links
You want big news???? Kvetch.com is back!
Bunny sees what? Bunny sees boobs
Time to get serious about The Wire
I just bought a bike and started to ride quite regularly… guess I can kiss my fertility good-bye
There I Fixed It
