Guess What… You’re Not Always Right

You’re Not Always Right

Courtesy of Matt
Here’s a taste.

Me: “Hello, [golf course].”
Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”
Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”
Customer: “So how much are they?”
Me: “$2.40.”
Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”
Me: “Sure. How many people?”
Customer: “Just me.”
Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”
Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”

Stuff My Girlfriend Says… Single Serving Friday

The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says

She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”

She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”

I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”

Buncha Links. Tattoos, Obama, Bidets and more.

Tits & Tatts. Exactly what it sounds like, therefore NSFW.

I get a pile of SPAM these days, but one of the titles today took the cake. “Enjoy the delicious taste of having a monster in your pants.”

Skymall never disappoints… The toilet bidet. Try to explain this one to security.

Obama is nothing if not consistent… with his smile that is

Lotsa Links. Some Good, Some Not So Much

Animals With Lightsabers

Tiny Versions Of Bigger Things

White Girls Wearing Animal Maks… huh?

Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Sh*t… ok, so these tumblr single serving sites are getting a little ridiculous

Jack Nicholson. Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be

Etsy Seller With Interesting Vinyl Decals

Danny DeVito is on Twitter. I dislike Twitter, however I love Danny DeVito. As such, I’m torn.

Food In Real Life

From the Daily What

Smooth, Tasty Single Serving Randomness

Some of these are pretty short on posts… so get the cameras out.

People of Walmart, the Internet salutes you.

Look how bleeping bad i parked

Do your bleeping dishes

You are not a man. Geez. Only 2 posts?

Asleep at Starbucks

Meals for a wedding photographer

Making out in public

He bears false witness