Late August Links After A Short Summer Break


Friend a slut.

Impossible Cool. Seriously

Shit My Dad Says

“Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”

Stuff Hipsters Hate

Amazon’s wtf tag opens up a whole world of wonderful… perfect for secret Santa gifts.

Coffee Makes You Poor

Found Photos. This could go either way.

These people have way more fun than you Last Night’s Party

Random Linkfest

You think you have it rough? Try being a Goth in hot weather

Thanks, but no thanks. I will decline your invitation to rugby

Top 10 worst wedding songs, via Jezebel.

I’m not sure the world is ready for the awesomeness that is a Garfield / Gary Coleman mashup. What Choo Talkin Bout Mondays?

Great idea… but dizzying. I think its the water bottle that did me in.

They said she gave birth quickly. How quickly? The baby slid down her pantleg. Yay sweatpants!

Have you reserved your Facebook username yet? If not, get on it because we all have idiots for friends.

I knew it wasn’t chance. Asian poses

Ghetto fabulous prom photos 2009. Sigh. My people, my people…