Watch the scissors.
It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
as seen on tv
What Odour? AOTS Tests Some As Seen On TV Crap We Know Doesn’t Work
Even Olivia Munn can’t cut through the nastiness of this game. What’s that smell? Buckets full of nastiness. Get your nose on in there Olivia… give’er.
Wearable Towel. Act Now, Not Available In Stores
Because apparently normal towels like the ones used by 98% of the planet are too much of a challenge.
Ain’t So Hard Are You Now Fatcakes? Slap Chop TF2’s Scout Mashup
German Infomercials – Buy This TV… It’s Perfect For Porn, See? (NSFW)
Hi It’s Vince With Slap Chop.
The WTF Blanket. Slanket Parody
Particularly funny given that someone who shall not be named was planning to get one of these for a close relative this past xmas… slankets are officially off the list.
In the event you disagree and are still jonesing for a Slanket (remember, this is a blanket with sleeves… a backwards robe) you can get one here:
The Slanket Fleece
and here:
Even More Slanket Fleece
