Guess What… You’re Not Always Right

You’re Not Always Right

Courtesy of Matt
Here’s a taste.

Me: “Hello, [golf course].”
Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”
Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”
Customer: “So how much are they?”
Me: “$2.40.”
Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”
Me: “Sure. How many people?”
Customer: “Just me.”
Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”
Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”