It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Surprisingly This Toilet Prank Didn’t Go Quite As Planned
Though to be honest I don’t know exactly how they expected it to play out. I’m having trouble seeing any possible outcome where all parties laugh, shake hands and go their separate ways. But hey, I’m a pessimist.
It’s A Struggle Out There…
Nothing rhymes with ‘President.’
It’s multi-syllabic.
This is definitely going to be confusing, and uncomfortable for non-black world leaders.
While you’re at it, President Please…
A Classic From The Onion… And An Excuse To Post Tasteless Nonsense
There’s a short list of sites that have managed to deliver quality content year after year. One of those is The Onion, and one of those posts is this one here: Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation
When you’re right. You’re right (probably not safe for work).
That’s A Whole Lotta Toilets.
And one seriously impressive headshot.
I can’t tell for sure, but I think those are beer cans that they’re throwing at the idiots attempting the toilet run. Man, I clearly have no idea how to have fun.
Jimmy Kimmel Is Going To Shit Under The Desk
Er, I mean sit…
It’s ok Jimmy. See… we all do it.
Don’t Shit Your Pants… The Game.
As opposed to don’t shit your pants the movie, or don’t shit your pants the breakfast cereal. I probably shouldn’t suggest you go give it a play… but what the hell. Have at em.
Macropinna microstoma. Craziest Fish I’ve Ever Seen.
If you see this thing on the menu at a sushi joint, apologize and excuse yourself.
This fish’s transparent head is like nothing I’ve ever seen in nature. Toys-R-Us, maybe. But nature? No way.
RyanAir Doesn’t Care For Your Nonsense
Two RyanAir related topics today. The first details an employee’s response to a blogger posting about an issue with the RyanAir website. You can find the article here, but I’ll go ahead and post the company’s official response to the situation below. Love it.
Ryanair can confirm that a Ryanair staff member did engage in a blog discussion. It is Ryanair policy not to waste time and energy corresponding with idiot bloggers and Ryanair can confirm that it won’t be happening again.
Lunatic bloggers can have the blog sphere all to themselves as our people are far too busy driving down the cost of air travel.
The other item was a spot on the National a few moments ago mentioning that RyanAir may begin charging for passengers to use the restroom. That’s ballsy. I wonder if the charge varies depending on whether your visit is for #1 vs #2.
Be Cool. Do Like My Forefathers…
And move to Williamsburg.
