It’s even better than the real thing.
It’s even better than the real thing.
Somebody’s got a pizza craving, and that somebody is Jim Breuer.
There’s so much wrong with this video that it almost defies explanation… yet at the same time there’s a great deal that is oh-so-right. For example:
Open blinds.
Raw bacon skirt.
Questionable martial arts skills (I’m being generous with ‘questionable’).
Mixed weight classes.
Meatball choker with hot grease still dripping.
Rolling around on the (hopefully rented) carpet with raw bacon skirt.
Salami abuse (those were big salamis).
Guide wire-like leap over the couch (which I still don’t understand).
Music & lyric choices (busting through your back door).
…
Rum & Coke?
Via the one and only
And why do they ninjas:
a) have rollerskates
b) have bright red wheels on those rollerskates
c) appear out of a minivan
d) attack an automobile using blunt bamboo sticks
Some of these are pretty short on posts… so get the cameras out.
People of Walmart, the Internet salutes you.
Look how bleeping bad i parked
You are not a man. Geez. Only 2 posts?
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You can patent crap like this?
I’m thinking I should try something similar as I drive to work from Vancouver to Burnaby.
The Longest Way 1.0 – one year walk/beard grow time lapse from Christoph Rehage on Vimeo.