There’s so much wrong with this video that it almost defies explanation… yet at the same time there’s a great deal that is oh-so-right. For example:

Open blinds.
Raw bacon skirt.
Questionable martial arts skills (I’m being generous with ‘questionable’).
Mixed weight classes.
Meatball choker with hot grease still dripping.
Rolling around on the (hopefully rented) carpet with raw bacon skirt.
Salami abuse (those were big salamis).
Guide wire-like leap over the couch (which I still don’t understand).
Music & lyric choices (busting through your back door).
…
Rum & Coke?

Via the one and only