The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says

She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”

She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”

I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”