I was making jewelry just the other day and realized I didn’t have any baby chick legs or wings. Oh, what to do? Regretsy! Please ensure that you scroll to the bottom of that page for perhaps the best piece of taxidermy ever.
Mittens. Buy mittens.
Aaaaaand we’ll close it off with talking Carl dueling scream fight. GO!
I am a patron of the arts… Godzilla Haiku
Just because its expensive doesn’t mean you want to eat it.Daniel Angerer makes cheese from his wife’s breast milk and serves it to you
If the Internet was around when I was in high school I would have been all over the Dork Yearbook
Why your children are fat
Time to get you a hipster wife
James Cameron? Who is James Cameron?