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Archive for May, 2009

Michael Vick May Have Been Onto Something

May 31st, 2009 No comments

The Least Surprising Tennis Decision This Week. Simona Halep To Take Tennis Seriously

May 30th, 2009 No comments

It’s crazy that people seem to be questioning her decision to have a breast reduction. The fact that she’s actually ranked (albeit very low) despite the proportions of her physique is remarkable.

My prediction is that Simona Halep post-reduction surgery will be top of the heap within 6 months ;)

Sex Tornado. Axe, You Can Keep Your Double Pits To Chestie

May 30th, 2009 No comments

It’s unstoppable.
Nice pussy.

Watch A Talking Penis Talk Endlessly About His Love For Coffee

May 30th, 2009 No comments

Did the lumpy giant penis reference Tim Hortons?
Man. I can’t believe I watched it to the end.
From The Daily What

Promotional Advice From The Late Eazy E

May 30th, 2009 No comments

White People Problems

May 29th, 2009 No comments

Underwater Fireworks. Welcome To The Fourth Of July Canada Style

May 29th, 2009 No comments

Underwater fireworks. I wish after my many years in Canada I’d thought of that. Brought to us by the Drunk Canuck.

Jay Leno. The Fruitcake Lady Tells It Like It Is

May 29th, 2009 No comments

I saw her for the first time a couple nights ago. Apparently the Fruitcake lady has passed on, but man… genius. Remember to always keep yourself clean and attractive in every sense of the word.

You Got Fake Plastic Titties In My Pulled Pork

May 28th, 2009 No comments

Kenny found the secret recipe for his bbq joint… a stripper mannequin.

What Odour? AOTS Tests Some As Seen On TV Crap We Know Doesn’t Work

May 28th, 2009 No comments

Even Olivia Munn can’t cut through the nastiness of this game. What’s that smell? Buckets full of nastiness. Get your nose on in there Olivia… give’er.