So this site has only been back online (at a new host that doesn’t let hackers hack, and host warez and pr0n on accounts they’re providing btw) for a few days now and traffic is through the roof. Well over 200 unique machines visited yesterday to look at the crap I posted. Suckers.
Anyway, you may ask yourself how the hell all those eyeballs made it to this crappy site given that I must have pagerank -1,000 by now and zero Internet mojo. The answer? Armpit Hair.
Top Keywords and keyword phrases yesterday:
“boost mobile armpit hair ”
“long armpit hair commercial”
“commercial long armpit hair”
“salma hayak breasts”
“whitney houston”
“commercial with long armpit hair”
…
You guys suck.
Except the crew looking for Whitney Houston. You guys are awesome, and I wish you Godspeed.
