Chilligan's Island

So this site has only been back online (at a new host that doesn’t let hackers hack, and host warez and pr0n on accounts they’re providing btw) for a few days now and traffic is through the roof. Well over 200 unique machines visited yesterday to look at the crap I posted. Suckers.

Anyway, you may ask yourself how the hell all those eyeballs made it to this crappy site given that I must have pagerank -1,000 by now and zero Internet mojo. The answer? Armpit Hair.

Top Keywords and keyword phrases yesterday:
“boost mobile armpit hair ”
“long armpit hair commercial”
“commercial long armpit hair”
“salma hayak breasts”
“whitney houston”
“commercial with long armpit hair”
…

You guys suck.
Except the crew looking for Whitney Houston. You guys are awesome, and I wish you Godspeed.

Why didn’t somebody tell me? Now I look foolish.

via Cool Material

So after a (roughly) year long hiatus I managed to get off my ass, get rid of the old crappy Drupal install, cancel my account with my previous host (may they burn in hell), get up with 1&1,  switch to Wordpress and post again.

That’s all that’s goin down tonight. Formatting, widgets and all that crap will have to wait.

With that, let’s kick things off again with a classic.

Welcome to my casa.