Chilligan's Island

Man… the 2010 version doesn’t even have vaginal firewall protection.

This made me more uncomfortable than that Diff’rent Strokes double episode when Arnold and Dudley get enticed into the hot tub by Gordon Jump, the pedo bike store owner who keeps feeding them wine and giving them king of the jungle shirtless piggy back rides (To relive a creepy moment in your childhood scroll down).

A couple items of note:
a) They need a lighting consultant.
b) 1:55. What is that guy doing as he moves across the camera
c) Around 2:14. Overwhelming in a truly horrible way.
d) x2c != ecstasy
e) I assumed these guys were a boy band or something… but I guess this is just what they do.

You likely blocked this from memory.

Via

I find this really creepy. I’ve had an issue with chimps ever since someone told me that an adult male could tear your arm from your torso with his bare hands. Enjoy.