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Brickgun. If you order one beware… Ontario SWAT is looking for you.

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Guess What… You’re Not Always Right

You’re Not Always Right

Courtesy of Matt
Here’s a taste.

Me: “Hello, [golf course].”
Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”
Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”
Customer: “So how much are they?”
Me: “$2.40.”
Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”
Me: “Sure. How many people?”
Customer: “Just me.”
Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”
Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”

Stuff My Girlfriend Says… Single Serving Friday

The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says

She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”

She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”

I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”

MOVE, This Won’t Last Long. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia DVD Sale

It’s Only Sunny In Philadelphia Seasons 1-4 DVD Set on sale for $44.99 down from $119.94 and not likely to last long.

Apparently if you combine it with the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Its A Very Sunny Christmas DVD and they’ll drop its price down to under $7… so basically a huge discount on what is presently my favourite sitcom.

Anyway, miss out and its on you.