How long would you survive in a Tauntaun?
Twitter from the orgy.
How long could you survived chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor?
It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
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Last Links Of 2009
25% off grilled cheese sandwiches if you get a grilled cheese sammich tattoo
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Bad Menus. Really bad menus. 4 pieces of man doo? No thanks.
WTF Comcast. This weekend I got to play WTF Logitech… mysqueezecenter down… my ass.
Tweet in Klingon. Can you handle it?
Wisdom from The Oatmeal. How we got the web we have.
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Time Wasters… Links For Your Viewing Pleasure
Steampunk items are fun… but what about a steampunk house?
Star Wars Art. Good luck convincing the girlfriend.
Links To Get You Through The Day
Single serving Frakking Geeksters
Sarah Palin hates Asian people.
Single serving Frakking Geeksters
Brickgun. If you order one beware… Ontario SWAT is looking for you.
Single serving Babies in crazy hats
Single serving Christmas time… prepare thyself for Sketchy Santas
Actors in suits stand into their old roles.
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Guess What… You’re Not Always Right
Courtesy of Matt
Here’s a taste.
Me: “Hello, [golf course].”
Customer: “Yes, Do you guys sell cashews?”
Me: “As a matter of fact, we do.”
Customer: “So how much are they?”
Me: “$2.40.”
Customer: “Okay, so can I get a tee time for 2:00?”
Me: “Sure. How many people?”
Customer: “Just me.”
Me: “Okay, and golf cart or walking?”
Customer: “Oh, I’m not golfing. I’m just coming to pick up the cashews!”
Stuff My Girlfriend Says… Single Serving Friday
The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says
She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”
MOVE, This Won’t Last Long. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia DVD Sale
It’s Only Sunny In Philadelphia Seasons 1-4 DVD Set
Apparently if you combine it with the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Its A Very Sunny Christmas DVD
Anyway, miss out and its on you.
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