One day Chester will be proud of me too… even if I dont’ graduate from that trilingual immersion program.
One day Chester will be proud of me too… even if I dont’ graduate from that trilingual immersion program.
This one’s far less creepy than the abduction commercials where the thugs walk up to your television screen and stare at you. Yay hamsters!
This is just weird.
Surely Patrick Ewing doesn’t need cash this bad.
We’ve all heard the stories about 419 scammers taking people for ridiculous sums of money… but how many of you expected the conversation to go like this?
From Holy Taco
A few quotes from my brother’s favorite comedian.
– I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
– I got a king sized bed. I don’t know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he’d be comfortable. “Oh, you’re a king, you say? Well you won’t believe what I have in store for you! It’s to your exact specifications! I believe I can set up your lady friend, too!”
– I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
– An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
– I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”
– Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. “Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis”…one of those two doesn’t sound right.
From The Laugh Track
Even back then he couldn’t survive without his radio.
From the classic, Krush Groove.
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