This Is The Scariest Thing You’re Likely To See Today

Beautiful to me my ass… if I came home and my significant other was wearing one of these deathmasks I’d be reaching for an axe.

Oh, btw don’t use this near water or other liquids even though the commercial shows how relaxing it would be do use this slice of hell in the tub.

The J, The I, The M, The M, The Y, The J, The I, The M, It’s Jimmy…

Poor Sinbad.
What’s even more disturbing is that the video looks to be old, so its not necessarily as though its the current Sinbad that’s doing this for lunch money. It could have been the “Different World” Sinbad for all we know.

Condom commercials. If Sinbad had pushed these a bit harder maybe Lisa Bonet wouldn’t have gotten knocked up and ruined the series.

Via CNB

No Place He Won’t Go? NSFW For Misinterpretation.

Man. If this is an actual Dove commercial there is NO way it’ll ever air in North America. After that Boost Mobile video that was posted a couple weeks back I expect this will be possible with the fetishists finding their way to this site.

Believe me, there are a lot of them. So says Google Analytics.