Apparently this is a Rikku Cosplayer.
The site’s over here: Stuff My Girlfriend Says
She sent me an update on her day via text message.
“I feel like deep-fried AIDS. Health-wise, not to eat.”She’s jealous of women with big enough breasts to store money in their cleavage
“I can store things in my cleavage too. I just have to make sure I wipe really well.”I asked why Wolverine’s claws make noise when they extend out of his hands.
“Given that it’s Hugh Jackman, I’m surprised a Judy Garland medley doesn’t play when his jazz-claws pop out.”
Not sure where to start with this one… I’d apologize, however you were warned in the title.
Na-na-na-na
Thanks to Russ for this one.
Not the person in the front… the dude in the back with dung on his shoe.
Shittay
“Beer Can” when said with an English accent sounds like “Bacon” in a Jamaican accent.
This made makes me sad… courtesy of the CNB