Let Me Clear My (Fraggle) Throat

If only this had made it into the original airing… the timing would have been pretty close.
I’m in love. I’m all shook up.

Doug E Fresh, my mellow my man. Get on the mic and do the best you can.

By way of Jezebel

The Preggo Shuffle. Pass On The Bagel, Do One More Kegel.

Holy Christ.
Now they call this work.
And they call that labor.
It’s all great fun.
Just grab your neighbor.
No need to jump.
No need to scuffle.
Mommas get on down.
Do the preggo shuffle.
Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee