The WTF Blanket. Slanket Parody

Particularly funny given that someone who shall not be named was planning to get one of these for a close relative this past xmas… slankets are officially off the list.

In the event you disagree and are still jonesing for a Slanket (remember, this is a blanket with sleeves… a backwards robe) you can get one here:
The Slanket Fleece
and here:
Even More Slanket Fleece