That’s right. Fondling a live, un-medicated male lion.
This is so far out there it doesn’t even qualify as bravery… seriously man. That’s a lion, and you’re fondling his harbl.
From OliviaMunn.com
It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Olivia Munn… She’s Better Than Pie.
Yeah. No shit.
No Room Service Just Snacks And Shit.
File this under website of the month for February, 2009. In fact, I’m pretty sure this one will carry the crown for quite some time. Snacks and Shit posts what it claims are some of the worst hiphop lyrics out there and sprinkles in some original commentary.
I will contend that some of these are the BEST hiphop lyrics of all time, but to each his own. The following are some examples hand chosen by me.
“No room service just snacks and shit.”
from here
“Now when I’m swimmin’ through the joint, I put the funk on hold, cause if I don’t you’ll see the bubbles come up.”
from here
“Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Suckers make a square. Goddamn I’m paid.”
from here
“Yeah livin’ the raw deal, three course meals. Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal.”
from here
Consider it bookmarked and eclipsed only by OhWord’s “Camron’s Rhyme Book Found”. Sign me up for a Camborghini tshirt y’all.
You With The Afro… Get Your Fat Ass Off The Couch.
Walk it out.
Walk it ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuut….
Stop pop and roll indeed.
Time To Bail Out The Plastic Surgeons & Hip Hop Artists
Don’t worry Suge… taxpayers got your back.
Poor Economy Causing Blingyness Decline.
From Gs To Gents. Riff Raff.
When are they going to stop with these stupid reality shows?
“He prolly graduated all kinds of colleges…”
Cutty Ranks. The Stopper
Nothing funny here, just old school Cutty Ranks from ’91.
Are You There Jah, It’s Me Ras Trent
Enjoy it.
Jokes. Mommy You’re Fat.
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.” “I know,” she replied, but what’s growing in your butt?”
From Jokesboy
If They’re Painful And Swollen It Could Be Mumps
I don’t know what’s more surprising. That a government PSA about mumps would focus on how the illness ravages one’s testicles… or the fact a Canadian PSA included a black man in a hockey change room.
(Yes, yes, I’m aware that Grant Fuhr made the hall of fame, and that these guys have also played in the NHL).
