File this under website of the month for February, 2009. In fact, I’m pretty sure this one will carry the crown for quite some time. Snacks and Shit posts what it claims are some of the worst hiphop lyrics out there and sprinkles in some original commentary.
I will contend that some of these are the BEST hiphop lyrics of all time, but to each his own. The following are some examples hand chosen by me.
“No room service just snacks and shit.”
“Now when I’m swimmin’ through the joint, I put the funk on hold, cause if I don’t you’ll see the bubbles come up.”
“Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Suckers make a square. Goddamn I’m paid.”
“Yeah livin’ the raw deal, three course meals. Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal.”
Consider it bookmarked and eclipsed only by OhWord’s “Camron’s Rhyme Book Found”. Sign me up for a Camborghini tshirt y’all.