This is one of the best videos in a long time. A seven year old boy leads police on a low-speed chase in Utah back to his house because he felt it was too hot to go to church. I love that he was so short he had to alternate between scooting down to press the gas and sitting upright to see where he was going.
You know, it just works.
Just imagine one of those massive US megachurches, full of thousands of glow stick waving seniors chugging water and popping E. Everybody Screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!