Remember back when you were a kid, and you would spend whole summers just finding dead bodies in the woods and pushing them down the river?
Movies should be banned because they cause children to drink gasoline and turn into Transformers
Don’t understand stalkers? After this you might. See you tomorrow Eva Mendes.
Michael Jackson’s dad kicked him in the nuts. That’s why Michael Jackson was sterile.
This is some seriously terrifying karaoke right here.