Because apparently normal towels like the ones used by 98% of the planet are too much of a challenge.
It was all good. 'cept dem raggedy-ass peas.
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Bang Bang. Boom Boom. That’s Hot. Come See The Bang Bang Lady
Unfortunately, if you clicked to get here based on the URL you’re about to be badly disappointed… unless you’re like Jamie Foxx in which case get comfy cause you’re about to get your thick girl fix.
Ragga Twins vs. Cookie Monster. Why Why Why
I love these mashups, especially the ones involving sesame street or muppet show characters.
Star Trek… In A 13 Year Old’s Dreams
Why you’ll seldom see women at Science Fiction conventions.
Beam Me Up Hotties.
Audition Online Dance Battle. WTF
How Do You Teach A Cat To Catch With It’s Paws?
Frankly I have no idea, but someone clearly does. Either that or the cat knew all along and taught the owner to pitch him cat food.
The Dow Always Goes Back Up
Simona Halep. 2008 Final Matchpoint
It was only a matter of time before some more clips of Simona Halep found their way online. This one’s short and doesn’t appear to be a very important competition judging from the open seats.
Joe Rogan Spread Eagle Crotch Shot (NSFW Language)
Joe Rogan owns his own gold Buddha.
Oh, and he does that pose your mother likes to do.
Random And Unrelated Links
You think you’re happy? You’re not happy. These people are happy: Happiest People Ever
Make your dream come true. Eat off of Magnum P.I.’s Tom Selleck
Vancouver 2010 Olympic torch looks like a Vancouver Olympic torch should. Puff, puff, pass.
This lion cub is braver than you.
The f*cking weather dot com.
If this is the new Ravage, I wonder what the new SoundWave looks like?
The chaps over at 4chan are bored.
Spork long and prosper.
