McDonald’s. The Horrifying Original Ronald McDonald

That’s it.
I am never stepping foot in McDonalds again… EVER. This is the creepiest motherf*cking thing I’ve ever seen. Something tells me that Olde Timey Ronald’s magic, soundproof dungeon and ice cream truck kept him well supplied with children.

I’ll stick with the Japanese version which oddly (for a Japanese internet video) isn’t nearly as weird.